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>>> Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male
>>> organ in your country?
>>> 問：美國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
>>> Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in
>>> Americaare like gentlemen.
>>> 美國小姐：美國的男性器官像紳士。
>>> Question: How can you say so?
>>> 問：為什麼呢？
>>> Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a
>>> woman......
>>> 美國小姐：因為只要一看到女士，他們就會起立......
>>> (Applause!Applause!)
>>> (鼓掌、鼓掌)
>>>
>>>
>>>
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>>>
>>> Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ
>>> in your country?
>>> 問：西班牙小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
>>> Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our
>>> very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull)
>>> 西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官像鬥牛。
>>> Question: How can you say so?
>>> 問：為什麼呢？
>>> Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an
>>> opening.
>>> 西班牙小姐：因為只要看到有洞就會出擊。
>>> (Applause! Applause !)
>>> (鼓掌、鼓掌)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male
>>> organ in your country?
>>> 問：菲律賓小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
>>> Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in
>>> our country are like gossip or rumors.
>>> 菲律賓小姐：菲律賓的男性器官像流言。
>>> Question: How can you say so?
>>> 問：為什麼呢？
>>> Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to
>>> mouth.
>>> 菲律賓小姐：因為它從一張嘴裡傳到另一張嘴裡。
>>> (Applause!Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause!
>>> Applause!)
>>> (鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ
>>> in your Country?
>>> 問：伊朗小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
>>> Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iranare
>>> like thieves.
>>> 伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官像賊。
>>> Question: How can you say so?
>>> 問：為什麼呢？
>>> Ms I ran: Because they like to enter through the
>>> back door.
>>> 伊朗小姐：因為他們總愛走後門。
>>> (Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause!
>>> Applause!)
>>> (鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ
>>> in your country?
>>> 問：印度小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
>>> Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in
>>> Indiaare like labourers.
>>> 印度小姐：印度的男性器官像勞力。
>>> Question: How can you say so?
>>> 問：為什麼呢？
>>> Ms India: Because it works day and night......
>>> 印度小姐：因為日夜勞"做"。
>>> (Applause!Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
>>> Applause! Applause!)
>>> (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male
>>> organ in your country?
>>> 問：馬來西亞小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
>>> Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in
>>> Malaysiaare like Proton car.
>>> 馬來西亞小姐：馬來西亞的男性器官像Proton
>>> 牌轎車(馬來西亞國產車)。
>>> Question: How can you say so?
>>> 問：為什麼呢？
>>> Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
>>>
>> 馬來西亞小姐：看起來很硬(造型類似HONDA)其實很軟(一撞就變形)。
>>>
>>> (Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause!
>>> Applause!)
>>> (鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male
>>> organ in your country?
>>> 問：新加坡小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
>>> Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In
>>> Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).
>>> 新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕輸。
>>> Question: How can you say so?
>>> 問：為什麼呢？
>>> Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and
>>> leave 15 minutes before the show is over.
>>> 新加坡小姐：總是衝進場，提前15分鐘出場。
>>> (Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
>>> Applause! Applause!)
>>> (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ
>>> in your country?
>>> 問：中國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
>>> Ms China: Well, I can say that Male Organs in
>>> Chinaare like Deng Siu Ping.
>>> 中國小姐：中國的男性器官像 鄧小平.
>>> Question: How can you say so?
>>> 問：為什麼呢？
>>> Ms China: Short and hard working, but can work until
>>> 90.
>>> 中國小姐：短小精幹，但卻可以工作到九十歲。
>>> (Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause!
>>> Applause!)
>>> (鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> 問：台灣小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
>>> 台灣小姐：中國的男性器官像陳水扁.
>>> 問：為什麼呢？
>>> 台灣小姐：明明不行，還要硬拗、賴皮逞強。
>>>
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