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環球小姐機智問答最辣的一題 >>> >>> Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male >>> organ in your country? >>> 問：美國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。 >>> Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in >>> Americaare like gentlemen. >>> 美國小姐：美國的男性器官像紳士。 >>> Question: How can you say so? >>> 問：為什麼呢？ >>> Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a >>> woman...... >>> 美國小姐：因為只要一看到女士，他們就會起立...... >>> (Applause!Applause!) >>> (鼓掌、鼓掌) >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ >>> in your country? >>> 問：西班牙小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。 >>> Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our >>> very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull) >>> 西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官像鬥牛。 >>> Question: How can you say so? >>> 問：為什麼呢？ >>> Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an >>> opening. >>> 西班牙小姐：因為只要看到有洞就會出擊。 >>> (Applause! Applause !) >>> (鼓掌、鼓掌) >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male >>> organ in your country? >>> 問：菲律賓小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。 >>> Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in >>> our country are like gossip or rumors. >>> 菲律賓小姐：菲律賓的男性器官像流言。 >>> Question: How can you say so? >>> 問：為什麼呢？ >>> Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to >>> mouth. >>> 菲律賓小姐：因為它從一張嘴裡傳到另一張嘴裡。 >>> (Applause!Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! >>> Applause!) >>> (鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌) >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ >>> in your Country? >>> 問：伊朗小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。 >>> Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iranare >>> like thieves. >>> 伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官像賊。 >>> Question: How can you say so? >>> 問：為什麼呢？ >>> Ms I ran: Because they like to enter through the >>> back door. >>> 伊朗小姐：因為他們總愛走後門。 >>> (Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! >>> Applause!) >>> (鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌) >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ >>> in your country? >>> 問：印度小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。 >>> Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in >>> Indiaare like labourers. >>> 印度小姐：印度的男性器官像勞力。 >>> Question: How can you say so? >>> 問：為什麼呢？ >>> Ms India: Because it works day and night...... >>> 印度小姐：因為日夜勞"做"。 >>> (Applause!Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! >>> Applause! Applause!) >>> (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌) >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male >>> organ in your country? >>> 問：馬來西亞小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。 >>> Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in >>> Malaysiaare like Proton car. >>> 馬來西亞小姐：馬來西亞的男性器官像Proton >>> 牌轎車(馬來西亞國產車)。 >>> Question: How can you say so? >>> 問：為什麼呢？ >>> Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft. >>> >> 馬來西亞小姐：看起來很硬(造型類似HONDA)其實很軟(一撞就變形)。 >>> >>> (Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! >>> Applause!) >>> (鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌) >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male >>> organ in your country? >>> 問：新加坡小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。 >>> Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In >>> Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose). >>> 新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕輸。 >>> Question: How can you say so? >>> 問：為什麼呢？ >>> Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and >>> leave 15 minutes before the show is over. >>> 新加坡小姐：總是衝進場，提前15分鐘出場。 >>> (Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! >>> Applause! Applause!) >>> (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌) >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ >>> in your country? >>> 問：中國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。 >>> Ms China: Well, I can say that Male Organs in >>> Chinaare like Deng Siu Ping. >>> 中國小姐：中國的男性器官像 鄧小平. >>> Question: How can you say so? >>> 問：為什麼呢？ >>> Ms China: Short and hard working, but can work until >>> 90. >>> 中國小姐：短小精幹，但卻可以工作到九十歲。 >>> (Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! >>> Applause!) >>> (鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌) >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> 問：台灣小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。 >>> 台灣小姐：中國的男性器官像陳水扁. >>> 問：為什麼呢？ >>> 台灣小姐：明明不行，還要硬拗、賴皮逞強。 >>> >>> >> (鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、鼓掌、鼓掌、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌、大笑，鼓 >> 掌，鼓掌、鼓掌、大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌、大笑，鼓掌、鼓 >> 掌、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌) >